Monday, September 15, 2008

A bit about me

My name is Sarai Blitz (I made up that last name, my uber catholic parents wouldn't want a demon using thier good name). I've been dead for about a year now. I died on Halloween (walked past a house were a bunch of dumbasses had a meth lab...it blew up). Um what else...oh yeah, I black mailed my parents into letting me keep my lap top and wireless internet by threatening to show up at their annual Christmas party and mass every Sunday.
Unlike most zombies I can move around quite easily and speak with no pauses. I don't know how that happened, I hear a common theory is that if you're loved it works like that. Maybe it's God's love that helps me because no one else cares.

Anyway I started this blog to get in touch with other monsters such as my self and maybe make some friends.

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